THANKSGIVING EVE...PART TWO

(continued)

...SO MY FRIEND KAREN FROM BLOGLAND TOLD ME TO RUN COLD WATER
ON OUR LITTLE TURKEY...

AND YES IT IS WORKING THE BIRD IS THAWING NICE AND PERKY!

NOW OUT TO THE STORE DID I GO...

TO BUY PRODUCE, ROLLS, HERBS, DRESSING AND A JELLO MOLD,

WAIT I NEED PIES, APPLE AND PUMPKIN AND ICE CREAM TOO...

FOR WHAT WOULD BE THANKSGIVING WITHOUT DESSERT WOO-HOO!!!

OH, I THINK I AM LOSING IT, I AM LAUGHING OVER HERE,

AND COOPER IS LOOKING AT ME, THINKING "WOW IS SHE WEIRD"!!

BUT THE BEST PART OF COOKING FOR ME IS THE TABLE...

I MUST MAKE IT PRETTY, OH YES I HAVE MY DISHES - THANK YOU MABLE!!

(and the saga continues...)

THANKSGIVING EVE.....

TWAS THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING...

AND IN MY FRIG, SITS A TURKEY STILL FROZEN, HARD AS A ROCK,

NOW WHAT DO I DO, I ASK MYSELF,

I AM HAVING THE HOLIDAY BECAUSE OF A GLINCH,

MY SON CAME HOME WITH "SHINGLES" BUT THANK GOD THEY DON'T ITCH...

SO IT IS A SMALL TURKEY, JUST US 5 IT WILL BE...

NOW TO GET THIS SMALL TURKEY TO UNFREEZE IS KEY...

AND TO MAKE MATTERS MORE LOVELY,

MY DOG HAS ISSUES, IT IS RAINING AND HE DOES NOT LIKE HIS PAWS WET

SO GOING OUT TO THE BATHROOM, WELL, LETS JUST SAY IS NOT BEING MET!

(to be continued...!?!?!?!??!)