THANKSGIVING EVE.....

TWAS THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING...

AND IN MY FRIG, SITS A TURKEY STILL FROZEN, HARD AS A ROCK,

NOW WHAT DO I DO, I ASK MYSELF,

I AM HAVING THE HOLIDAY BECAUSE OF A GLINCH,

MY SON CAME HOME WITH "SHINGLES" BUT THANK GOD THEY DON'T ITCH...

SO IT IS A SMALL TURKEY, JUST US 5 IT WILL BE...

NOW TO GET THIS SMALL TURKEY TO UNFREEZE IS KEY...

AND TO MAKE MATTERS MORE LOVELY,

MY DOG HAS ISSUES, IT IS RAINING AND HE DOES NOT LIKE HIS PAWS WET

SO GOING OUT TO THE BATHROOM, WELL, LETS JUST SAY IS NOT BEING MET!

(to be continued...!?!?!?!??!)